UNF and UGH

this blog hates donald trump

abych:

he has toupee for his sins

(via bogkat)

Aaaah capitalism. Where everyone has to “earn their keep” and “work to survive”because that’s “the way the world works” and anything else would be “entitled and lazy”…unless your parents were rich.

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via hello-im-socially-inept)

you’ve heard of panic! at the disco, now get ready for

birdschoolforbirds:

dcnkey:

relax. at the country club

this is literally vampire weekend

(via peachofcake)

slaphat:

slaphat:

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

(via shutyofacebiatches)

straightallies:

unpopularopinions111:

straightallies:

unpopularopinions111:

Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?

we need blood

You’re not helping..

*bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!

(via pineplapple)

batmilks:

unpopularopinions111:

When people make a mockery of a serious post.

*chanting grows louder* blood! blood! blood! blood! BLOOD! BLOOD!

BLOOD!

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MILF

horsegirlkj:

Money I’d Like to Find

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gayjupiters:

me driving: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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